Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Poker face

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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