Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

rocky is here again.......................

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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