What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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