Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What are annoying? Ads.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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