My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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