Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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women's rights

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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