- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

sadf

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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