Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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8===D

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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