- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Coldpaly is a good band

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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