Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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