- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

what are you mike bibby?

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