why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

ask me if i am a tree. no.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A Fat Kenyan

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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