- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Your mam is so fat.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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