- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

your face is kinda funny

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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