- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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