A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

a skinny sumo wrestler

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's worse than this That :(

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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