In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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