France had one revolution

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

mitchell palmer sucks

WOw you have no life

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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