- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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