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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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