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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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