- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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