what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Double-whammy

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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