- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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