Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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