- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

You're a big fat monkey.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why so serious ?

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