- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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