- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Well this is pointless.....

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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