Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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