Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why didn't he finish his

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

You were born.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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