- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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