- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

i like turtles

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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