- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Jesus Christ

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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