"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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matt is fat

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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