- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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