- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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