Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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civil rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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