How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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black people

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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