- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

read me write me

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Then none of us want to be right.

A guy at a baseball game....

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