Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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