Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Justin Beiber

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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