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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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