- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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