- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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