What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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