why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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