Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

whats my name? Matt

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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