- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Balls

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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