roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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save me from the nothing ive become

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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