josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Tommy got neutered.

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