- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's your guys names?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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