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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Feminism.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Robert Mugabe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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