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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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