- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

your face

whats brown and sticky a stick

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Sarah Palin.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

wael.. nuff said

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