- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Bob Saget that is all

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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