- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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