What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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