- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??