- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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