- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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