- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Jordan is pregant

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Justin Beiber

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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